The Thing's Blog

No way!

2009-06-05T07:50:00.001-07:00

I skippin' school today, my bro's home!

T Minus 28 of may

2009-05-28T12:06:00.000-07:00

Hello, all big birds. Today wasn't such a bad day. A lot of bad things happened. But thinking back on it now is funny. Well, we had Spanish instead of English all day, and Gym instead of History. I don't like Spanish. At all. I like the language, but not the teacher. Well, I don't dislike her, she's just not my favorite teacher. Everyone is always depressed after they come out of Spanish class because the teacher yells at them. Well today i organized everyone to smile in Spanish Class. Only three people did it though. I was trying tom see if the teacher would be happy we were smiling. All she said way "What's so funny?" it a snotty voice. We also had a Spanish pop quiz today. I started filling in the blanks, then she told us to do something completely different on the sheet. (Which I didn't understand) THEN she told us to do the fill in the blank part again. Ugh. Also at the end of the day when we say prayers We say them in spanish) Because our spanish teacher is also our homeroom teacher, we had another grade in there with us because they're teacher was gone. One of them didn't know the prayer so they just mumbled. My friend Colin (who sits right next to me) thought that was funny and chuckled. Our teacher stopped the prayer and yelled "Colin, Brad, and Peter: OUT IN THE HALL!) I had no clue what was going on. So, I went in the hall. She said Colin and Brad, why were you laughing? Colin replied "Peter was mumbling and I thought it was funny." But, he said it in a serious way. And then she said "And Brad, you to? Honestly guys. You are become less and less mature." Colin told her that I didn't do anything and then she got even more mad. She got mad at ME! She told me 'Oh, now I'm seeing things, right? You're blaming this on me?" I didn't reply to that. After we re-entered the classroom, she said 'I'm going to call your parents." I'm not sure who she was talking to. I guess I'll find out. Well, that's enough of Spanish. Let's talk about lunch. I had people at my table smile at lunch too. When the teacher would walk by we would all smile at her really big. She thought that maybe we did something to her food. But overall, this was a fun day. The end?

I don't like Spanish class,
The thing

Mate wentieth 2009

2009-05-20T12:26:00.000-07:00

Hello, all frogs, today in school we had.. {dtum roll} NO CLASSES! Except Gym and English. Why, you ask? Because we were practicing for the musical we're having tonight. It's called "It's A Family." But, who cares. The REAL reason veryone's coming to the show it to hear the song "We Are Family" preformed by my class. Me and my friend Michael both sing the first verse of it. And I get to hold the microphone! Why do they trust me with a microphone? Anyway, we sing very loudly, and get yelle at for it during practice today. Plus, I was saying random commercial quotes into the mic., like "Why are you harshing my dream mellow, dude why?" and "Billy's got an oreo cakester!" I'll try to make a little video of it. The end?

MMMMEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW,
The thing

May 16, 2010 - 1 = 2009

2009-05-16T04:16:00.000-07:00

Hello all molecules of dust. When my grandparents come home from Florida, it always inspires me to start up my blog again. Well, this is pretty early for me to do a post, it's 7:18 AM but I woke up at 6 only to find that my TV was on and playing the show "Danny Phantom" which I don't like. So I desperately looked around for my remote. After a minute or two since it was early in the morning and I couldn't think right, I started thinking that I JUST turned it on and put the remote down. It ended up being under my pillow. But after that little adventure, I couldn't go back to sleep. Which reminds me that two days ago I had this dream that something was going to happen the the Earth so we all had to move to the Moon. And it wasn't fun. Well, anyway, I'm just doing this blog because I have to find things to to until my parents get up. The end?

Love,
The thing

The Christmas Month 17

2008-12-17T14:47:00.000-08:00

Hello, all little piggies, today in Music we had to write about being in a band. It didn't have to be realistic so here was mine:
Genre: Pop/Rock
Band Name: The ferrets
Met: At Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Album Name: Blow Your Nose
Hit Song: Eww, what's that

That's everything interesting today. The end?

This is the part where I make up something weird to say instead of from or signed,
The thing

Wait a second... december. (get it? December second, wait a second)

2008-12-02T13:01:00.000-08:00

Hello, all paper cuts, sorry about not writing anything in my blog for like a month. Well, from 3rd grade to 5th grade, in our class we had a girl named Gaby. Well, next week, she's coming back!! I'm not used to people coming back after they left. Anyway, in school, I think I've told you this before, we have school until 3:00 now. AIS Period is from 2 to 3. I don't know what it stands for. It's like study hall. I finished all my studying and all my homework, and for the rest of the time my teacher yelled at me do do my homework!! I was done!! Oh, and by the way, we never got the other new kid I talked about a couple posts down. His name was Sam. The end?

Yand woosh doo,
The thing

Novmebr 13, 2008

2008-11-14T06:09:00.000-08:00

Ello, all people, today we had our first official LOLers meeting! It was at fellow LOLer Liza's house. I'll post a little video of it on youtube.

The end?,
The thing

Nove MBER!!!! 12

2008-11-12T12:58:00.000-08:00

Hello, all thumb tacks, the new kid STILL didn't come. We have to write a children's story. I sarted it today. "Lurff and Grooz go trick-or-treating" Here's the first 2 pages:

Lurff and grooz were all ready to go trick or treating. Hey had their costumes, their bags, and their flashlight. “Why do we need flashlights?” said Lurff. “Incase it gets too dark” said mother Lurff. So Lurff and Grooz left to go tick or treating.

They got to the first house and they knocked on the door. It opened. “Trick-Or-Treat” said Lurff and grooz. The lady handed them their candy and they left.

the end?

My dogs are barking and REALLY annoying me right now,
The thing

NOVE!!!... ember 10

2008-11-10T12:35:00.000-08:00

hello, all sodas, we didn't get a new kid today!!! We were suppose to but he didn't show up! And tomorrow we don't have school! So, maybe he'll come on Wednesday. We got report card today! I didn't get honors. :( But I got 100 in Religion class (Catholic school). I'm working on something called "TheThingy World." It's like my own TV show, but not on TV and shorter. It's kind of like the muppets without the muppets. You'll see... The end? That was short...

Bye,
The thing

New kid. Need LOLers ideas.

2008-11-06T16:33:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone. If your here you probably know who "The LOLers" are. Well, we're getting a new kid in my class on Monday. We want to do some kind of LOLers thing. But I can't think of anything. So email me at theThingy27@aim.com if you have any suggestions. Now, I don't want to make fun of him or anything. I just want do... i don't know. Do something. Email me ideas!

New Posts starting Monday

2008-11-04T14:47:00.001-08:00

MONDAY! Btw, new LOLers mission.

28 is the day of October for today

2008-10-28T13:38:00.000-07:00

Hello, all chips and salsas, today the LOLers Mission 8 was done! Another was where everyone freezes! At recess we were playing football, (I normally wouldn't play if it wasn't for this) and 2 times during the game, after my friend coughed, most of the people playing would freeze. The other players were confused. We only did it twice because some of the players got annoyed and started pushing us to move us. Anyway, In math we get a grade on our Math folder. We have to save everything that we've done in math and it gets graded. I had everything but ONE LITTLE QUIZ! It's around here somewhere. I know it is. I KNOW!
So, about my party on Saturday. When people went through the haunted house, one they got to the end they put they're head on a fabric thing and it looked like their head was cut off, they also got to see everyone's reaction to the stuff. It was hilarious. Reaction:

Colin: Scared but not too scared. Laughed about it.

Mike: Scared. Also laughed

Chris: didn't go in. He was afraid

Hannah and her friend: Screamed, and screamed.... an screamed. Even after everyone took they're masks off and turned scary stuff off, screamed.

Matt: Not really very scared. He jumped at one point though.

Alisyn and Lesha: Half way through they were so scared that they started praying. Alisyn and Lehsa, I know you read this, that was so funny.

Andrew: I think he was scared. For a while he just stood there. Then a little while later he said he was going to die.

Jared: I can't really remember, I think he was scared.

Liza: She screamed so loud and for such a long time! I didn't know it was even possible to scream so much!

Others: Normal Reaction

Video of the haunted house coming October 31st to YouTube! Oh, and the LOLers have some stuff planned for Halloween. Be ready! I'll probably make a video of the LOLers soon. The end?

The thing,
From

October 27 (27's my lucky number)

2008-10-27T12:37:00.000-07:00

Hello, all little packets of sweet tarts, on Saturday I had my Halloween party! And I video taped my haunted house yesterday! Remember, It was a lot scarier at night, i filmed in during the day without strobe lights or blacklights. I'll upload it to YouTube on Halloween. I did bad on my Spanish test. I got a grade. Ummm... here's the games we played at the halloween part:

Halloween Trivia: Title explains itself, I read the trivia, they answered.

Killer: The person who winks is the killer. If he winks at you, your dead, you have to guess the killer while your still alive.

Pumpkin Golf: Hit a golf ball into a pumpkins mouth

Coin Toss: Toss a coin into the top of a pumpkin

Costume Judging: best costume wins

Pumpkin Judging: The best Jack-O-Lantern wins. The winner was the Mona Lisa, carved by a fellow LOLer.

Okay, that's it. More on the party tomorrow. The end?

Donkey doodle,
The thing

October 22, Field Trip Day!

2008-10-22T13:44:00.000-07:00

Hello, all people, wait a minute... people? I called you people! Oh my gosh! Sorry to all cats and dogs reading this. Anyway, we had a field trip today! We went to a glass museum! I've got pictures too! Since I had already been there 4 times, when the tourguide asked us questions, I was the first to answer!

Tourguide: What does this remind you of?
Me: Letters!

Yeah. I had to take the pictures with my phone because I forgot my camera. Um, the LOLers did something there too! "The LOLers Mission 7: Sneeze and Freeze" When I sneezed everyone would freeze. It worked great but it was only for 7 seconds. All the teachers kind of laughed a little bit. We had lunch there too. I had a sub, devil dogs, Potato Chips, and Cherry Coke. My f-f-frr-frrrrre-frrieendd, chris, spilt the salt out of the shaker like 5 times. He's gunna have bad luck. You'll never believe what I got a the gift shop. I got a Christmas tree ornament of a hippo with a ballerina outfit on. It's name is Twinkle Toes. lol. Here's the picture of it. It was $8.99. Expensive for a little hippo.
I had my phone with me n the bus ride. I got so mad. People kept stealing it and texting with it and taking pictures and calling people. I don't even want to talk about it. The end?

A,
The thing

October 31 21

2008-10-21T14:01:00.000-07:00

Hello, all Lays Potato Chip Bags, today in Science class we played a game! The "Photosynthesis Game." Here's how you play:

Each person gets a long test tube filled with water. They also get a beaker of water. There is a paper leaf that is attached to 2 paper clips. The paper clips hang down into the test tube. So, the teacher rolls the die. If it's 1, you add 2 milligrams (or something like that) of water. You also get 2 or 3 glucose. The more glucose you have, the more things you can buy. The object if to buy the most flowers. If he rolls a two, then you would have to take two milligrams out of the test tube. With the glucose you could also buy longer roots (paper clips) or leaves. The object of the leaves is, you you had to put 2 milligrams of water in the test tube and you had 2 leaves, you would put four in. If you take so much water out that the roots aren't in the water anymore, you lose. That pretty much explains it. There's more numbers than 1 and 2, but I can't remember those. You just want more flowers than everyone else. There were 4 teams. The winning team would get a Subway sub! We didn't win. :(

Sorry I didn't post a blog entry yesterday. I had it all filled out and then Firefox screwed up. Anyway, I have a new issue of "The Net" Magazine. Ummmmm... tomorrow we're going on a field trip to a glass museum! Wich... we've already had 3 field trips to. Here's the rules on tyhe field trip (including bus ride):

1) No electronics.
2) Bring a bagged lunch.
3) Wear school uniform (remember, catholic school)
4) If you bring you cell phone, turn it off
5) Talk with inside voices.

Yeah, those are the rules. I still don't get why we have to wear uniforms. And by the way, you all know that TheThingy season 3 comes October 31, right? Well, my next video will be a walkthrough of my halloween party's haunted house!!! Yay!!!

If I don't post a new blog post tomorrow, come to my house, and bring a live turkey, and when you ring the doorbell, scream. That will remind me. The end?

Uhh.... france?,
The thing

My Mom's Birthday!

2008-10-17T13:28:00.000-07:00

Hello, all wrenches, today at school we played capture the flag. I captured it. Yay. Anyways, TheThingy Pumpkin Stencils are coming soon, so stay tuned. My 250th video's coming good. Ummm... Can you tell I have nothing to talk about? In ELA My friend Michael had mint spray. I sprayed in in my mouth. It BURNED! It was so hot! Then, I did it again, six times in a row. Then I got a drink. Ummm.... Check out My Latest Tumblr Posts! Especially this one. That happened today. Okay. The end?

Lemon Cake,
The thing

Nothing

2008-10-16T13:24:00.000-07:00

Nothing

Octofifteinth

2008-10-15T13:16:00.000-07:00

Hello, all TheThingies, not anything to say today. Here's the picture I promised you:

Mrs. Peanut was a good girl,
The thing

18 Days Until Halloween

2008-10-14T13:23:00.000-07:00

Hello, all boats, today, The LOLers returned! And yes, we had a new mission, it worked! I'll post a pic (kinda) tomorrow. Anyway, the mission was "Balance on the Beam." So, pretty much, all of three grades, that's like 40 people, balanced on this big balance beam there is on the playground. THIS is the best working one so far. There were kids outside playing football, some of them stopped playing to come look at this and try to get on. Others just watched. then finally, when recess was almost over, Everyone jumped off at the same time. Through this whole process, only 2 people got hurt. But, not even enough to be sent to the nurse's office. Anyway, I got a 100% in religion. Yay! And.............. I got in trouble in Spanish class The end? Nope. Not even close. I went to a wedding over the weekend. It was my brother's wedding. I was a groomsman. Everyone thought it was kind of weird that my face was all white and it looked like a was wearing a white mask. Anyway, I met Ben Rodgers, Brian Berrebbi (Yes, the guy in the T-mobile commercials), Charlie Todd, and some other people whose names I don't know. While I was there I got a Simpsons collectible thing. I don't know the name of my guy. He's in 1 out of 48 boxes. The LOLers have new members by the way. :) The end? Yep, the end.

Twinkle twinkle little star,
The thing

█▓▒░October 9░▒▓█

2008-10-09T13:34:00.000-07:00

Hello, all ☻s, today in school I got 100% on my religion test. We didn't get it back yet, but I know I did. I don't have school tomorrow. Yay! I'm not posting a blog entry either! boo! Why aren't I having school? There's a parent teacher thing. Why aren't my parents going to it? We're going to my brothers wedding! On Saturday! We're leaving tomorrow! Yay! I also don't have school on Monday. Columbus day. LOLers re-unite on Wednesday! Save the date! Save the date! Okay, bye! The end?

Cantaloupe,
The thing

AH ctomber 8th

2008-10-08T12:29:00.000-07:00

Hello, all snakes, today in Music class we listened to "Percussion de la Parra" I couldn't find an mp3 of it.The LOLers will be taking a short break from doing stuff, the next thing will be next Wednesday. I got a 105% on my Science test. How? There was 1 question on the test. There was also a bonus question. The question was "What is the equation for Photosynthesis?" Answer:
Carbon Dioxide + Sun light + H2O = Glucose + Oxygen.

The bonus question was the equation for something else. The answer was

Oxygen + Glucose = H20 + Energy + Carbon Dioxide

Pretty much the opposite of Photosynthesis. I've got to go work on a haunted house we're having at our house later in October. Don't worry., I'll post a video of it when it's finished. The end?

Fish sticks,
The thing

Octogon 7, 2008

2008-10-07T14:35:00.000-07:00

Hello, all white masks, today I gave out free pencils in the hallway. I didn't work so good. Nobody else brought in pencils. And I only gave out one. :( Anyway, I went to Afterschool today. All the little kids made me follow them around doing stuff like do jumping jacks. I stopped playing with one kid and he started crying. They also made me draw stuff. One kid made me draw a rollercoaster, and one made me draw a jack-o-lantern. Then another kid wanted me to draw a pumpkin reading a book.The end? No.

Word game:
Fly die dead head nose rose grass pass hall ball bounce pounce cat bat fly

LOLers UNITE,
The thing

Friday, October 3, 2008, 3:02 PM

2008-10-03T12:01:00.000-07:00

hello, all socks, today our mission was, in the hallway, to look up. To act like there was something up there, and trick other people into looking up. So, in the hallway we looked up, and almost everyone that walked by us looked up too! It worked! Our group is now called "the LOLers". Here's our webpage. And guess what! I'm posting an entry tomorrow too! Even though it's the weekend, tomorrow will be interesting. PARTY! The end?

BLUE,
The thing

Two October or not two october?

2008-10-02T16:42:00.000-07:00

Hello, all odd shapes pieces of salami, today our joke thing was that every hour, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, and so on, we would say the word blue. At 8:00, I wasn't at school yet, at 9:00 we were in the hallway, where there is no clock, so we didn't say it. at 10:00 It worked perfectly. The whole class said "blue." at 11:00 we said it at about 11:30. At 12:00 most of us said it. At 1:00 we forgot, and at 2:00 we were taking a test. The end?

Cleo,
The thing

The First of the Halloween Month!

2008-10-01T14:42:00.000-07:00

Hello, all batman's, today's fun joke thing was that whenever I coughed, everyone would drop they're pencils. it worked! Everyone in the class, but 2 people, did it! I can't tell you what I'm gunna do tomorrow. It's a secret. Also, I got 100% in religion. This was short. The end?

Hi,
The thing

2008-09-30T13:52:00.000-07:00

Hello, all moo moos, today was day 1 of my everyday practical joke week. Well, not really practical jokes, just fun things. Today we did an "improv everywhere" and we and my friends Lesha and Andrew started singing out of nowhere. We were walking down the hall, then I pretended to fall. I got up and I sang:
"I was walking down the hall
Wall to wall
I was carrying my books.
And by the looks
I tripped on my shoelace
I know it wasn't a race
And then
(Lesha and Andrew: And then!)
I fell on my knee! (he fell on his knee)
Oh silly me!"
And, that's as far as i got to go until we had to go to class.

Oh, and in Music class today, we listed to the song "One Note Samba." I couldn't find an Mp3 of it. There's to many songs called the "One Note Samba" The end?

Why?,
The thing

What happend to the posts?

2008-09-26T14:33:00.000-07:00

Hello all people. Posts will start again in 2 weeks. Anyway, today 2 of the girls in my class brought me brownies and cupcakes! yay!

Email me a vid for my 250th vid,
the thing

:(

2008-09-23T16:51:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow...

- The thing

Unable to update.

2008-09-22T14:16:00.000-07:00

I would post a new one today, but my internet is working on and off. By the time I finished it, it wouldn't work again.

- The thing

September 20 (sorry, I couldn't think of any weird way to put the date.)

2008-09-19T14:41:00.000-07:00

Hello, all goozeberries, today is the anniversary of Mickey Mouse!
By the way, if you have any ideas for a weird way to right today's date, comment.

Today in school we.....

Mmmmmm,
The thing

2008-09-18T12:58:00.000-07:00

September 18, 2008

Hello, all wiis, today I went to school. While I was there I took 4 tests. Math, Social Studies, ELA, and another ELA.
Math: Probably around a 90%
Social Studies: Let's just say, I passed.
ELA: Probably 100%
ELA2: Probably 100%

Anyway, in Social Studies we also watched a movie. It was about the vikings. So heres the movie: Two kids are walking down the hall. They look like they're in highschool. So anyway, they go into one door. The guy's like "Wow, it's so dark in here. I better turn on the lights." So they turn on the lights and then there's a bunch of paintings talking to them. Which by the way, they don't find weird at all. So they get to the end and there's a picture of a viking. Leif Erikson. Then a remote "magically" appears in the guys hand. He presses on and that picture starts talking too. At the end of the video, after all the boring talking is over, the remote "magically" disappears. Although when it shows it disappear, it's actually just him letting go of it. It just falls. That's some good graphics. So yeah

Well, that's all. The end?

I'm flowin the gomo,
The thing

September 17, 2008

2008-09-17T13:46:00.000-07:00

Hello, all 's, yesterday I made something up! You ask someone "Are you flowin' the Gomo?" and see what they say! I just randomly made that up and now everyone says it! Anyway, for lunch I has a peanut butter sandwich. It was DISGUSTING! The peanut butter tasted horrible! It made me feel like I was going to throw up! Sorry about yesterday and he day before that. I forgot to update my blog until about 10;00. Then i didn't have time so I said I would another day. In other news, TheThingy season 3 is over! Season 4 starts October 31 (Halloween)! The end? NOPE!

Word Game:
Brad rad cool drool spit sit chair hair head bed sleep sheep guy pie eat meat cow meow cat hat head hair chair sit spit drool cool rad Brad!

Do you know the muffin man?,
The thing

=================Other Ideas for my closing===========
Eeew,
the thing
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Wacka wacka bob,
The thing
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I'm flowin' the gomo,
The thing

Argh!

2008-09-16T19:03:00.000-07:00

Ah man! I keep forgetting to post a blog entry! I'l do one TOMORROW!

-The thing

Tomorrow

2008-09-15T16:17:00.001-07:00

New post tomorrow.

- The thing

September 12, 2008, 20th century, milkyway galaxy, dimention 27

2008-09-12T13:49:00.000-07:00

Hello, all █s, today was actually kind of good! Although they cut out Science class. :(

So yeah. Today we had donuts and muffins and stuff and the beginning of the day for our priest's birthday. Then we went to gym. We played football. Normally I don't like football, but when it's the boys against the girls, you don't really have to do much. Oh, by the way, here's something I didn't mention yesterday. The gummy worm that I ate at the end of the day, it made mine and everyone else's mouth completely black. So, back to today. We had a test in ELA. The whole test taking time I was talking to my friend Michael about Criss Angel. I still got a god grade though. Also, I have 2 new things on my website! Quote Of The Week and Sketchbook. The Sketchbook one doesn't exist yet. It will shortly. okay. the end? Nope.

One more thing. Every time our music teacher plays a song and tells us to talk about it. I will post the song here. Here's the one she played this time: Don't Worry, Be Happy.

Hope you don't die,
the thing

9/11

2008-09-11T12:05:00.000-07:00

Hello, all polar bears, today was possibly the most boring day of my life. You don't believe me? Here was my day: I got to school. We said our prayers as we always do. We went upstairs, carrying our backbacks. We got in the classroom, we got packed up for our next classes. My books almost fell on the way over. We got to Science. We did a grouping thing. About sharks. Not real pictures, just drawn stuff. Science was over. Went to religion. Read stuff. Went to Math. Went over homework. Did some questions. Got homework. Sat there... class over. Went to Spanish. Reviewed stuff we already knew. Put our books away. Got ready for lunch. Said prayers (remember, Catholic School.). Went to lunch. My lunch was a cheese sandwhich with sunchips and a drink. Lunch was over in 15 minutes, as it is everyday. Went to recess. Talked. Went back inside. Went to Social Studies. Took a test (which I quite possibly failed). Social Studies is over. Went to ELA. Here comes the fun part! We ate a gummy worm! Woo-hoo! THAT my friend was the highlight of the day. The end?

Pssshhh,
The thing

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISeptemberIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII10IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

2008-09-10T12:30:00.000-07:00

hello, all half's of peanut butter jelly sandwiches, today I we were informed that we will be righting a kids book! Yay! It has to be about a holiday. So, I'm going to right a book, starring, LURFF and GROOZ! (those videos are old, I'll post some new ones) Anyway, today was another boring day. Nothing happened. I'm eating an Italian Ice right now. It's cherry flavored but it tastes like a mixture of blueberry and puke. The end? Not yet.

WORD GAME AT LAST!:
me tree leaf beef meat eat apple Snapple drink blink walk talk voice choice A day night fight gun bun cheese please ask mask wear hair me!

YAMS,
The thing

The 9th Of September

2008-09-09T13:12:00.000-07:00

Hello, all little cut up pieces of paper, today at school we had our first school newspaper meeting! Yay! Me and my friend Andrew went and interviewed our new priest. Alright, let me tell you abut this. We got down there, luckily it stopped raining. We rang the doorbell and a woman opened the door. So, me Andrew said "We're here to interview Fr. {not saying name)." And then the woman stared at us for a second or 2 and said "No." I said "Umm... we just had someone call down to make sure we could." And she just stared blankly at us. I explained "We were here yesterday and they said that we could interview him today. And we just made sure it was okay." The she realized "Oh, okay, come in." So yea. Other than that today was pretty average. Oh, and we had a bus drill. The bus driver opened up the emergency window to show us what to do, I happened to be right next to it. Then he walked away and told me and Laura (sitting next to me) to close it. And we couldn't get it closed! We exited the bus and it was still open. I think he closed it though. So, that's it. The end?

I layed an egg,
The thing

---------------Things Not Included----------------
Added Subtitles to some of my YouTube videos.
Got speakers for my computer
Started making a TheThingy screensaver

9/8/08

2008-09-08T12:29:00.000-07:00

Hello, all facial tissues, yesterday I got a computer in my room! Yippie! That's what I'm doing this on right now! Anyways, Today in school we had Art class for the first time. We're making pictures out of little pieces of paper we rip out. -_-

Also, we have homework in every subject except religion and technology. :-(

Right now I'm drinking mountain dew right out of the big 2 liter bottle.

Today was boring. Nothing interesting.

There's a new Homestar Runner Cartoon. Sbemail199.

The end?

Mr. Peanut WAS a good boy,
The thing

Fries day, Sep 5th

2008-09-05T12:09:00.000-07:00

Hello, all octagons, today is Friday! Yay! No school tomorrow! Also no blog tomorrow. :-( I only update it on weekdays. Nothing interesting happens on weekends. Anyway, we had Science Lab today! We did an experiment! Well, it wasn't a very big experiment. We just got four everlasting Gobstoppers (the actual candy) and put them in a little dish. Then we added water to see what would happen. The colors mixed. -_-

In Math we played a game! The game was that the teacher makes up a number and rights it down. Then the class has to figure out the number. For example, if the number is 4556 and you guess 3546, she'll say that you got 2 numbers right, and one is in the right place. It was fun. Well, at least funner than having to do math. AND, is Spanish, we played a game! Kinda. The teacher asked for four volunteers, I graciously volunteered myself, and we went to the front of the room. I had no idea what we were doing. I was getting worried. So, she gave us all index cards with stuff written on them like "noun" and "verb" and stuff. Then we four huddled up to discuss what sentence we could make in Spanish using those types of words. Then we lined back up and we say the sentence. That was..... not much of a game.

In other news, I got selected to be a writer in the new school newspaper! I'm making one of the comics AND I take all the photographs, or at least most of them. I'm pretty much the only one who matters. :D

The end?

Sincerl... ah ah achoo!,
The thing

September Zero-Four (First Day of School)

2008-09-04T13:07:00.000-07:00

Hello, all @s, I'm finally in pre-school! Woo-hoo!

Okay, so our old Spanish teacher is our new homeroom teacher, but only in the afternoon. In the morning we have our old religion teacher. :) She used to give us candy and treats all the time! Yay! For History it's our old Math teacher. She made math seem boring. And I ALREADY thought history was boring so... :(

Our math teacher is new to us, we haven't had her before. She seems nice... i hope... and our science teacher... guess what he teaches NOW. Get ready... SCIENCE! WOO-HOO! Anyway, when I was in second grade we had "guardian angels." Although they didn't actually "guard" us from anything. They kinda made things worse. Because not only did you have to do all these crafts and stuff, you had to do them with your guardian angel! So, this year we're the people that do that with them. I hope the one I'm pared up with isn't mean. Two years ago we had "buddies." One of mine kept punching me. It didn't hut, but why did he do that?

So, that's it. Oh, by the way my soda can just told me a funny joke. lol The end?

This is RETRO!,
The thing

The thing's blog Season 3! Err.. wait.. can blogs have seasons? Maybe months...

2008-09-03T15:05:00.000-07:00

(Wow, that was a long title)
Hello, all blueberries. Today was a day. A very dayish day. I started updating my blog again today because I thought we were having school today. nope. that's tomorrow. So, today I did some stuff to my website. I made a cool game. Well, it's not really a game. It's more of a click stuff thing. Just click here to see it. I also added some songs to the normal website page. Other than that today was pretty normal. Although, I did get eaten by this big rooster. Hmm...
The end?

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA,
The thing

Reminder

2008-08-22T14:44:00.000-07:00

Just a reminder that I start updated my blog again September 3rd.

See ya the!

R.I.P. Grandma

Friday, May 23, 2008, 4:46 PM

2008-05-23T13:45:00.000-07:00

Hello all Mediterranean Seas. Today during school, well, really yesterday during school I was on YouTube and so me and my friends watched Nunchaku dork. That is hilarious. Anyway, on to today. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah... Blah Blah Blah "BBLLAAHH!!!!" And at the end of the day we has a going away party for my friend Matt. He's moving to Iowa. At after school, (Emily you might be reading this, so sorry.) my acquaintance Emily got mad and me and told on me because she was writing in a journal or something and I walked by. Now she says that she's going to right a book about me. Scary Emily.... That's pretty much it. The end?

"Do I have to tell you every single stupid day that YES IT'S THE END!"

Mary Poppins,
The thing A.K.A. TheThingy

May Twentieth, Two thousand eight

2008-05-20T12:02:00.000-07:00

Hello all Slim Jims! Today when I got to school someone told me to say Chicken Soup. So I did. Then, my acquaintance Chris starting getting all mad at me. I still don't know the story behind that. ?????? In Gym we played "Kick the Can Hide & Seek" again. I got caught for the first time in two years. :( But I wasn't "it" because I was the 7th one found. Yay! At after school me and my friend Andrew drew our future rooms. Mine had a Hot Tub/Pool, a disco ball, a big bed, a flat screen TV, basketball hoop, two computers, and a winding staircase. I wish my room looked like that. Well, that's all. The end?
"Shut Up!!!! Yes!!!! it's the end!!!!!"

From,
The thing

(OMG! All he said was "from" that's so.. unlike him.)

8002 '91 ʎɐW

2008-05-19T12:14:00.000-07:00

Hello all smockpeanuts. On the weekend I went to see David Copperfield. First, some workers put up a big screen and they took it away, and he was there, on a motorcycle. Then, he took someone's tie, and made it dance. Then, he made a crumpled up piece of paper float above his arm and move around, then he folded it into a fake rose, lit it on fire, and it turned into a real rose. He did a bunch of stuff. Anyway, in school, in gym, we played "Kick the Can." Everyone hides, someone counts to 100, then to get safe you Kick the Can. Me, Lesha, Alisyn, Michael, Laura, Haleigh, and Michael hid behind a big grotto. I was the only one that was never found. Woo-hoo!!! The game ended because it suddenly started hailing out. In like, a split second! Um... I got a domain name. Yay...?
Well, that's all. The end?
"Yes Brad, it's the end."

I am a bee,
The thing

5/16/08

2008-05-16T13:00:00.000-07:00

Hello all bath soaps. Today I got an 87% on my spelling test. Today I got an 87% on my ELA test. Today I got an 87% on my Social Studies test. Wow. 87% is popular. At lunch time I bought mac & cheese. I had to bring a drink because I don't like water or white milk, and the chocolate milk there tastes horrible. At after school, a preschooler ran over my foot with a tricycle. Then a 3rd grader ran over my foot with a tricycle. Then my acquaintance Emily told some little kids to attack me... with tricycles. So, yea. For snack we had Animal Crackers. Not even the cookie kind. We had a hard cracker kind. Yuck. I had those every stupid day at my daycare center. {sigh}. The end.

Tricycles hurt,
The thing

Es la 15 de Mayo de 2008

2008-05-15T15:19:00.000-07:00

Hello all pilgrims! Today we started to watch "Home Alone" in school. (Don't ask me what it has to do with school, but it's still better than work. :) ) So, anyway, during lunch I brought a peanut butter sandwich, goldfish, Oreos, and a juicebox. My dad made it. SO... the peanut butter sandwich had the wrong kind of peanut butter and the goldfish were stale. AND the juicebox had no straw.
In "Science" are teacher wasn't there so we had a substitute. We watched a movie. By the way, in science we use a smartboard. So me and my friend Michael had to set everything up to watch the movie on the smartboard. We got it working. Then, later we had to do it for another class, then another class. Wow.
In Spanish (:-( Spanish.) We had a test which I think I got 100% on. But we had a pop quiz the other day that I think I got a 2% on. I just forgot everything.
My grandma came back two days ago. I got $1 for every 100% I got over the year. I got $20 :-|. My cousin is going to get like $70. Oh, and I got a domain name. TheThingyRocks.com. Well, that's all.
Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane1 No, it's the end!

Meow,
The thing

Cool Video I made

2007-12-07T17:02:00.000-08:00

AWAY

2007-11-13T07:03:00.000-08:00

I will be away (in Florisa) until the 20th. See you then. P.S. done upating blog. http://freewebs.com/funnywiki/TheThingy <<<< Go there

Hi Blogger (or Blogspot)!

2007-09-25T15:22:00.000-07:00

7002 ,52 rebmetpeS

2007-09-25T14:55:00.000-07:00

Hello all pina coladas. Today I got 100% on Math! Yay! I've been working on some new hand puppets. I can make 10 faces, a swan, a mole, and an alien. I can't make a video of them though. I don't have enough room. Can you read this? My Website is back up. And now has a "Random Page" feature. And I got rid of the music in the background. That's all. The end? The end. Or is it? Yes, yes it is. NO IT ISN'T! No wait, yes it is. Err.. no no wait, but... it's not, but it is. But but... uhh my brain hurts.

Applesauce for president!,
The thing

September 21 TGIF

2007-09-21T12:05:00.000-07:00

Hello all muppets. Today we had a spelling test. I got "95%" BUT! I got 5 bonus words right so I got "100%!!!" In Art We sculpted some clay to look like one of the Ten Commandments. Everyone made a square. I made a square round at the top. Everyone loved it. Then I carved my name in Ancient Hebrew. I asked if I could sculpt "the thing" into it. The teacher got mad. At after School "A.S.K." my Dad brought one of our new puppies. He brought Sheba. Everyone loved her. Everyone crowded around her. I couldn't see her anymore. Then they all got in trouble. Mwa ha ha ha! The end? No, it isn't. I got 4 Hersheys kisses and a dollar for getting 100% on Spelling. The end? Yes. The end.

I didn't do good on my Math test :-O,
The thing

September 20(07)

2007-09-20T15:52:00.000-07:00

Hello all danishes. Sorry about not updating yesterday, or the day before, or the day before. I was kinda busy. Today our with our experiment with the balloon and the banana, the balloons are deflating. :-( Oh well. At the end of the day we had Chicken, Rice, and Banana. Luckily it wasn't the banana from our experiment. I only ate the rice. AND it was my friend Colin's birthday, so we had brownies. It was also a 2nd graders birthday today. her name is Lauren. She treats the little kids as slaves. And I'm the hero of the little kids. EVERY PRESCHOOLER IN THE WORLD LOVES ME! I don't know why! But today two preschoolers were smelling me. I have no idea why. It was weird. The end? Yes. I believe it is. Wait, NO IT ISN'T! I just want to say, I opened an Andy Milonakis wiki here. Hopefully it will soon be here. The End! Or is it? Dun Dun Dun!

CRACKERS,
The thing

Sep17

2007-09-17T11:58:00.000-07:00

Hello all dudes, dudetts, and dimes. Today we have homework in everything. EVEN LUNCH! So, today in school I still can't find a jacket that I lost. It was a good jacket. Anyway, I made a really short pointless song, and my ~~friend~~ Chris gets mad when I sing it. That's all.

Word Game:
Cow Meow cat bat fly die dead head nose rose flower shower soap rope jump dump no dumping food porage orange ummm.... orange doesn't rhyme... the end?

54,
The thing

The Funny Wiki

2007-09-16T11:04:00.000-07:00

Hello all mini powdered donuts. This is just an announcement. My wiki, The Funny Wiki, is not very popular at all. So, if you have a website or blog or anything, please put one of our ads up. Text, banner, button, or Flash. Please just put one up. Thank you. Also, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

The thingly yours,
The thing

Mike

2007-09-13T14:29:00.000-07:00

My friend Mike in 4th Grade says "Hi, my favorite animal is pigs." But, this isn't the real post of the day. Look at the post below. \/
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De septiembre el 13

2007-09-13T14:04:00.000-07:00

Hello all Elvises. I changed the background of my blog! Yay! Now it's "Grim Reaper 2.0" I re-designed it to XML. if you look on the bottom, "XML Made by The Funny Wiki" Anyway, today we had Science again, and the banana experiment worked! The balloons inflated! Yay! For lunch they had Spaghetti. I don't know how they do it, but it tastes gooooooooooooooooooooooooood... www.gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com. I don't really have anything else to say. So, lets play the word game! I had this on my old blog.

Bob Nick Lick tongue sung song sing thing the a la song dong bong bell dell barn farm horse cow meow cat dog woof bark tree deer a the see saw paw cat tail end and ?

i'm a mad scientist,
mwa ha ha,
ha,

ha,
The thing

Septemeba 12, 2000007

2007-09-12T13:44:00.000-07:00

Hello, all people who are back to school and are now all tired and worn out from doing so much work and maybe even homework, wow that was a long one. Today in school we did an experiment in Science. We all put cut up banana in a water bottle and put a balloon over the top. We're going to see if it inflates the balloon. By the way, I had to drink everything in the water bottle in 2 minuets... then pee. Anyway, at recess we play a game where the girls try to tag us, and when they do we go to jail and someone guards us. Once we're in jail we have to sneak our way out. Or another boy has to tag us.That's all the interesting stuff in school today. Oh, and also in Science me and my friend Laura had to look at different kinds of blood through a microscope. If YOU evr have to do that, I can tell you one thing. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! They're all just a blob of the color peach. The end?

Gotta go do my homework :-(,
The thing

Takin A Break

2007-08-14T13:01:00.000-07:00

I'm Takin A Break from updating for 2 weeks. See you then!

Thwomp,
The thing

augeight

2007-08-08T19:09:00.000-07:00

Hello, horses and cows. Mtlsoy ervehytnig you see hree is not spleled rgiht. I'ts wried ins't it. Anyway, Nothing to say. I'll talk about my day again the day after tomorrow.
The end.

http://TheThingy.tk
The Thing

The 6th of Augest

2007-08-06T18:07:00.001-07:00

Hello all submarines, today was boring. I didn't do much. I went in the pool had 2 Ice Pops and went on the computer. The end?

My tongue tastes weird,
The thing

Abc Uvwx Ghij Efgh Stuv Tuvw 5

2007-08-05T18:59:00.000-07:00

Hello all Army men, I didn't update my blog yesterday. :-O
Today my cousin Jared came over and we did a new video on YouTube.com. It's weird. I'm working on TheThingy's Website 2.0. I'm updating my website everyday. URL: http://www.TheThingyRocks.com/ {This post originally said TheThingy.tk}
That was short. The end?

Do these pants make me look fat?,
The thing

Augest 4 - 1 = 3

2007-08-03T18:08:00.000-07:00

Hello all old Nintendo's, and there's some Wii's reading this too. Today I had 4 Ice Pops. I only had that many because I had an "EeEeEeWwWwWw" taste in my mouth. I just watched Drake and Josh's movie called "Really Big Shrimp." It was pretty good. I sent out a Newsletter yesterday. I can't tell you what it said, unless you subscribe to my newsletter. I will re email it in 2 days. Anyway, I went in my neighbors pool twice today. And our Hot Tub Once. Our neighbors are gone so they let us borrow they're pool for 10 days. Our new puppies were crying all last night. And they're crying now, AND they will be crying all night again tonight. They're crying right now. The end?

Where's the bathroom?,
The thing

A2u2g2e2s2t2

2007-08-02T18:52:00.001-07:00

Hello all... all... I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY!... today I had 6 Ice pops. WOW! I made a spaceship with dominos. It's pretty cool. I'm watching "Who want's to be a superhero" right now. It's pretty cool. But I don't like "Whip-snap." He to dramatic. He's like "I fell. {crying} I let my whole team down." BLEH! Anyway, I worked A LOT on my game I'm making. To learn more about it Subscribe to my newsletter. I found an awesome website today. Bored.com. It's cool sites to go on when your bored. That's all I have to say. The end?

Well I'd be a monkey's uncle... wait... I am,
The thing

The First Day Of August!

2007-08-01T18:26:00.001-07:00

Hello fellow things, today I did a lot of experiments with dominoes. I'll put them on YouTube in a couple days.I'm making a really cool game on my website too. It will be released in a month or two. I had 8 Ice Pops today, I'm going to have 2 more. That's 20 Ice pops this week so far. So, for dinner, I went to McDonald's and we sat in front of a security camera. All the people going to get they're food could see us. I waved and did a little dance. That's what I did today. Look forward to tomorrow!

Ice Pops are GOOD!,
The thing

Announcement

2007-08-01T12:17:00.000-07:00

I'm updating my website EVERY DAY! Click here to see my website. Also, Subscribe to my newsletter.

My real post will be later.

Joooooooly 31

2007-07-31T18:36:00.000-07:00

Hello all humans, alien, and animals. Today I made a couple domino things. I put one on YouTube. Also my new puppies pee'd in the house several times. There names are Sheba and Mimzy. Mimzy is The Last Mimzy. Anyway, I had like 10 Ice Pops today. They're AWESOME!!!!! Especially after they melt. They should sell Ice Pop Juice. And Ice Cream juice... I would buy it... That's all I have to say. I was on the computer the rest of the day.

P.S. Subscribe to my newsletter. It will tell you all my latest info.

Someone just bit my nose off,
The thing

The Thing's Blog Version 5.2

2007-07-30T10:33:00.000-07:00

Hi, this is my new new blog. To see version 1 go here. That version was so much better. To bad that one broke and I can't make new posts. I will try to update this every day. Starting tomarrow.